Get A Kissing Pillow

Get A Kissing Pillow

If you’re spending this Valentine’s Day alone, good news. You never have to go another night without someone to kiss. Or at least, some THING to kiss.

There’s a new product for sale called the Make-Out Practice Pillow, and it’s just what it sounds like . . . but somehow creepier looking than you could imagine. It’s a pillow with a realistic rubber nose and mouth poking out.

The pillows were created by 26-year-old Emily King of St. Petersburg, Florida.

She says, quote, “When I was in middle school, everyone joked about making out with pillows for practice. I’m assuming I wasn’t the only one for whom the jokes had some truth . . . [so] I’m stepping in and offering a new solution.”

The mouths on the pillows are like the ones you’d find on CPR dummies.

Emily is selling them on Etsy for $30, plus $10 shipping and handling. We assume she has a very limited quantity, so if you want one, get in on it quick.

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