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A study says Mick Jagger could possibly be your father if you were born after 1964

Mick Jagger arriving the Premiere of 'Crossfire Hurricane' during the 56th BFI London Film Festival at Odeon Leicester Square, London. 18/10/2012 Picture by: Alexandra Glen Photo: Shutterstock

A study says Mick Jagger could possibly be your father if you were born after 1964

A new Dutch study has proven that Mick Jagger could quite possibly be your father if you were born after 1964.

Can you just picture Mick in your old family photos??

Researchers studied every child born between the years 1964 – 2019, and the findings concluded that 51% of them could have been fathered by Mick Jagger.

Mick Jagger toured and traveled the world numerous times during the 60’s, 70’s and 80’s with The Rolling Stones.  The tabloids and music colleagues would say that Mick was quite the ladies man and it is estimated that he probably got randy with millions of women.

Luke, Mick Jagger IS Your Father, Luke, Joey, Beth, Crystal, Billy, Sherry, John…what ever your name, Mick could be your dad!
I know what you are thinking….you are probably saying to yourself, this isn’t true!  It just can’t happen!

Here’s the missing link….maybe, just MAYBE, Mick Jagger’s ex-wife Bianca sold his sperm to a fertility clinic from 1973-2011 to make those numbers believable!  Mick Jagger is said to be extremely fertile and once impregnated a woman just by riding in the same cab and another lady says she may have gotten pregnant just by listening to ‘Start Me Up’ on the radio!  I think we just got a report that a woman just got pregnant by reading this article!

The study was done by researchers at Utrecht University, Vrije Universiteit Amsterdam, Erasmus Medical Center, and University Medical Center Groningen.

This story is all in fun since Jagger, 73 at the time, made headlines in 2016 when he became a father for the eighth time with his 30-year-old girlfriend Melanie Hamrick gave birth to their son, Deveraux.

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards took a shot at his bandmate Mick Jagger, during the week Deveraux was born by saying, “It’s time for the snip – you can’t be a father at that age. Those poor kids!”

Ouch!

 

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